By Brett Stern

It truly is each beer drinker's worst nightmare—a chilly brew in hand without capability to open it. right here to the rescue is an critical consultant that includes ninety nine how one can get the activity performed speedy utilizing whatever and every thing in sight as a bottle opener in a time of want. images and step by step directions for every technique stroll thirsty readers during the artwork of establishing bottles, revealing the sensible use of such convenient to be had implements as a belt buckle, television distant, child carriage, puppy collar, ski binding, golfing membership, park bench, BBQ grill, garden mower, computerized teller laptop, police automobile, and plenty of extra. Cheers!

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99 Ways to Open a Beer Bottle Without a Bottle Opener

It truly is each beer drinker's worst nightmare—a chilly brew in hand without capability to open it. the following to the rescue is an imperative advisor that includes ninety nine how you can get the task performed speedy utilizing whatever and every little thing in sight as a bottle opener in a time of want. pictures and step by step directions for every technique stroll thirsty readers throughout the artwork of starting bottles, revealing the sensible use of such convenient on hand implements as a belt buckle, television distant, child carriage, puppy collar, ski binding, golfing membership, park bench, BBQ grill, garden mower, automated teller computing device, police vehicle, and plenty of extra.

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Obey all laws. Never drink and drive. Don’t be stupid. Copyright © 2014 by Brett Stern. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form without written permission from the publisher. Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data: Stern, Brett. 99 ways to open a beer bottle without a bottle opener / Brett Stern. pages cm ISBN 978-1-4521-3259-4 (hc) ISBN 978-1-4521-3725-4 (epub, mobi) 1. American wit and humor. I. Title. II. Title: Ninety-nine ways to open a beer bottle without a bottle opener.

ROCKEFELLER INTRODUCTION Right about now, an icy cold bottle of beer sounds awesome. But an icy cold bottle of beer in hand that’s not a twist off—with no bottle opener in sight—sounds like a disaster. Worry not, fellow beer drinkers: life’s too short to let such trivial things keep you from your brew. After years of trial and error and enough beer drinking, I’ve put together this handy how-to reference guide to solve all of your problems, or rather that most crucial problem of getting your beer open without an opener, no matter where you are or what you might have at hand.

Worry not, fellow beer drinkers: life’s too short to let such trivial things keep you from your brew. After years of trial and error and enough beer drinking, I’ve put together this handy how-to reference guide to solve all of your problems, or rather that most crucial problem of getting your beer open without an opener, no matter where you are or what you might have at hand. In life, sometimes you don’t have the correct tool to complete a task. But with the easy-to-follow photographs and instructions in this book, you’ll be quenching your thirst in no time.

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