By Willie Geist

This isn't the 1st ebook written approximately quantum mechanics, however it simply could be the final. the idea awarded inside of those pages is so progressive that it has shocked the medical neighborhood into reconsidering centuries of considered the habit of strength and subject. organize to have your brain blown.

Sorry, that's the creation to Willie Geist's next book-the end result of his life's paintings. search for it subsequent spring, simply in time for Mother's Day. This e-book is set his different ardour: freaks.

When he's now not within the lab, Geist spends his time on MSNBC's Morning Joe sifting during the wreckage of yank politics and pop culture. nowadays, that's an incredible activity. With an Alaska hockey mother turning, virtually in a single day, right into a nationwide icon and dangerous to maneuver from Wasilla to the White condo, with the world's most famed athlete now linked much less with the Masters and extra with the strippers, and with truth television operating round the clock to make sure the constitutional correct of each guy, lady, and baby to 15 mins of reputation, Geist's company is thriving.

In his hilarious first ebook, American Freak Show, Geist takes the clever, biting remark enjoyed by means of his tv viewers to new satirical extremes. The real-life characters who now hang-out our day-by-day lives are solid as stars in thoroughly made-up scenes that, frankly, are usually not all that faraway from truth.

Geist treats us to the 1st examine President Sarah Palin's unconventional inaugural tackle, played live to tell the tale WWE's Monday evening Raw after her renegade victory within the 2012 election. We move contained in the ballroom for a Dean Martin-style welcome roast of Bernie Madoff upon his arrival in Hell, with Pol Pot serving as sidesplitting roastmaster. Geist presents us with never-before-seen FBI wiretap transcripts of the extra mundane, yet both profane, cellphone conversations of former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich. And George W. Bush's batting-cage-and-waterslide-themed plans for a presidential library are laid out publicly for the 1st time.

From Obama to Oprah, Afghanistan to Lohan, and Snooki to the Salahis, Willie Geist spares not anyone as our host of this wild American Freak Show. You'll snort out loud whereas weeping for the way forward for the USA.

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Obey all laws. Never drink and drive. Don’t be stupid. Copyright © 2014 by Brett Stern. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form without written permission from the publisher. Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data: Stern, Brett. 99 ways to open a beer bottle without a bottle opener / Brett Stern. pages cm ISBN 978-1-4521-3259-4 (hc) ISBN 978-1-4521-3725-4 (epub, mobi) 1. American wit and humor. I. Title. II. Title: Ninety-nine ways to open a beer bottle without a bottle opener.

ROCKEFELLER INTRODUCTION Right about now, an icy cold bottle of beer sounds awesome. But an icy cold bottle of beer in hand that’s not a twist off—with no bottle opener in sight—sounds like a disaster. Worry not, fellow beer drinkers: life’s too short to let such trivial things keep you from your brew. After years of trial and error and enough beer drinking, I’ve put together this handy how-to reference guide to solve all of your problems, or rather that most crucial problem of getting your beer open without an opener, no matter where you are or what you might have at hand.

Worry not, fellow beer drinkers: life’s too short to let such trivial things keep you from your brew. After years of trial and error and enough beer drinking, I’ve put together this handy how-to reference guide to solve all of your problems, or rather that most crucial problem of getting your beer open without an opener, no matter where you are or what you might have at hand. In life, sometimes you don’t have the correct tool to complete a task. But with the easy-to-follow photographs and instructions in this book, you’ll be quenching your thirst in no time.

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